Flush a Corpse and Save the Planet

Take, for example, those pesky dead bodies one has to deal with, after all the funeral weeping is over.

If sincere respect for the dead doesn't concern you, undertakers could dissolve corpses in chemicals then flush the remains into the sewage system under plans being studied by European bureaucrats.

Source:
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/dead-put-in-dunny/story-e6frfhk6-1225889434108

Global Warming Not Asteroids Caused Planets Mass Extinct

"If you look at the fossil record, it is just littered with dead bodies from past catastrophes,� observes University of Washington paleontologist Peter Ward.

Source:
http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2010/02/global-warming-not-asteroids-caused-planets-mass-extinction-events-leading-climate-change-experts.html